The [PIAS] Store

Well we recorded our debut album in three days and the music should speak for itself but that’s not how this works and we’ll just sound like a bunch of arrogant snobs if we keep it at that even though it’s true but I know I know I know it’s necessary to break through all the noise to make your own kind of noise well wouldn’t you know that happens to be what we love doing most in life and so we play high energy low cost medium rare falafel punk rock with lust for love and love for life and in some way death and we sing lyrics that are about no idea what they’re about really but the combination of some of these words is even better than the bible well at least better than the second half if you ask me but no one is asking but I’m telling you anyway we’re a pretty amazing band and that groove oh boy don’t get me started also we sound so much like ourselves we can only try to describe our music by listing other first class bands that we listen to when we’re driving in our third hand cars talking about the second worldwar and the fifth element bands like the wipers and hüsker dü and Buzzcocks and I guess meshuggah even if we can’t play that good or the kinks even if we don’t smell that good anyway just go listen to our debut album it’s called 13 Songs For Good Luck and it’s got 10 songs on it and before I forget we’re called No Prisoners baby!”